So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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