Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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