Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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