belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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