Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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