so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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