Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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