What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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