Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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