That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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