rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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