I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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