Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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