Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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