sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.