The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Tell her she can't have a vagina
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
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i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.