fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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