i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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