This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
As shirtless as possible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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