Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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