so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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