if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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