Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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