Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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