I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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