and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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