dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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