May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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