We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Randomize
