I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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