I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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