We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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