I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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