Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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