i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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