love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.