I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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