woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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