he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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