i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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