One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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