what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Randomize
