I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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