There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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