Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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