If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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