We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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