The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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