Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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