just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
