So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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