We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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