i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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