4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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