i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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